Up until today, I had successfully avoided watching Kanye West’s “Bound 2”. It’s not that I dislike Kanye (or even Kim), it was more out of respect for a probable misstep by a man who already has my heart. Plus, I had already heard everything I really needed to know about it from my mom, who said, “I was watching Ellen and she showed Puff Daddy’s new video with la Kardashian … bien estupido!” My mom’s not one to mince words.
Enter Seth Rogen and James Franco, with Seth starring as the sultry Kim Kardashian and James Franco as Yeezus. They took West’s version (which really feels like the film representation of those t-shirts of wolves howling at the moon you find at truck stops) and elevated to it to true art. So am I saying that Seth Rogen’s back hair beats Kim Kardashian’s boobs? Yes, yes I am. Watch it below.